Another late night led to another late morning. When parceling time for the a.m. routine, I try to keep snack bag doodling to a maximum of 7 minutes. It is just doodling, after all. But the deliberation is the real time eater. To wit: "Oscar, what I am drawing today?" Reply: "Um...Daphne. You remind me of Daphne." Aw! That's not a bad start...Daphne's pretty rad so I feel flattered. Ok, I start drawing and simultaneously freaking out about the time, but as previously noted, people drawings are particularly rough (exhibit A below). Then there is more. "Velma too. You know mama, Velma is really smart. She's like a scientist." Alright. No argument there, but the clock is ticking down and I am cursing my 2 am bedtime. So there's Velma too. Then..."Scrappy! You need to draw Scrappy. I know you hate him, but please draw Scrappy too." Yikes. I do hate Scrappy - he's so annoying - and I am sorry to admit that to my young, enthusiastic boy, but I cannot mask my dislike. "Ugh! Ok Oscar, as you wish." I am asked to include the "Puppy Power" catchphrase in a bubble. Good grief.
If I had my druthers, I would call up Joe & Bill and ask why they would pollute a cool show like SD with a brat like Scrappy. It's like that Oliver kid they threw on Brady Bunch to "liven things up" because the story was stale. TV sitcom formula be damned! This was not a necessary vehicle for the series. I mean come on...the Harlem Globetrotters were in the show for like 10 episodes. There was newness all the time. Anyhow, I digress. Enjoy that yogurt and Kashi bar buddy, enclosed in this (ha) masterpiece. xoxo
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